Squirt Isn’t Just Pee Koozie

Because science matters—and so does shock value.
This koozie delivers cheerful mid-century optimism paired with a message guaranteed to derail polite conversation. Equal parts educational (arguably) and wildly inappropriate, it’s made for those who enjoy their drinks cold and their humor aggressively unfiltered. Perfect for parties, pool days, or gifting to the friend who already owns everything except shame.